Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
it hurts more in the daytime
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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