your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i out mim tonsoeep
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