Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
In America we eat man semen.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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