Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
