This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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