Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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