You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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