Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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