I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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