she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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