The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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