I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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