no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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