I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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