I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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