Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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