Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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