4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Someone shit on the floor
Acid is not a monday night drug
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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