oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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