I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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