I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Randomize
