You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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