Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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