Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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