We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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