My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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