Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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