Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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