omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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