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i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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