Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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