so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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