i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
should my penis look like a turkey
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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