the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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