So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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