He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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