have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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