billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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