Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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