dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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