I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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