Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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