His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The air was thick with penises
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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