why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
whose ass print is on the piano?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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