I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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