i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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