just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
time to smoke my breakfast
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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