idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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