she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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