Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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