Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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