Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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