Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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