wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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