How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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