and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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