This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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