remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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